tit

tit
1. (Tit) (1489↑, 376↓)
(noun) One of two bags of mammary tissue found on the chest of women (adj) An extremely stupid person

Look at the tits on her\! You tit\!

2. (tit) (1384↑, 295↓)
Something I really should hope never to be used singularly.

Girl: Like my tit? Boy: =/

3. (Tit) (1253↑, 549↓)
a seductive part of the female body that men are aroused by. they are very succulant and fun to play with.

damn bro, shes got mad nice tits

4. (tit) (712↑, 322↓)
A small bird. It is quite widely spread around the globe. Tits are considered to be slightly over the average size of smaller birds.

Marsh Tit... Great Tit... Blue Tit... Brown Tit... The Royal Tit Watching Organization in the U.K.

5. (Tit) (370↑, 136↓)
A weapon,found in pairs attached to the upper torso of a woman.When used to full effect by a well experienced 'Titty Master' the pair of 'Tits' can grip and squeeze a male penis so hard that it will burst.

(2 blokes in a pub) Bloody ell mate, last night in the bath with me bird, she were givin me a soapy, and she pushed em together like and i exploded all in er face.

6. (Tit) (408↑, 174↓)
one of two mammory glands located in the upper chest region of females. When played with during sexual intercourse, it tends to highten the excitement of the female. Derives from [Teat].

I gave her a hicky on her tits.

7. (tit) (243↑, 85↓)
a woman's breast(usually plural)

That girl's tits are too big to be natural.

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8. (tit) (79↑, 24↓)
something that is really easy derived from the fact that getting to second base is easy

Person 1:So how was the test? Person 2:It was tit, I definately aced it.

9. (Tit) (118↑, 70↓)
word meaning stupid person or idiot

what a fuckin tit

10. (Tit) (124↑, 92↓)
A Breast

Suck

11. (tit) (37↑, 8↓)
(Origin- British) A complete and utterly stupid human being; one who is completely blind to obvious things and ask entirely too many dumb questions, or points out the blatantly obvious to everyone around them.

Soap: Armed, armed with what? Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you TIT\! - Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

12. (Tit) (104↑, 81↓)
things to nibble on during sex\!

hey, dammit\! suck my dick while i play with your tits.

13. (tit) (62↑, 50↓)
1. noun - one of two sexy lumps placed over a woman's ribcage which babies drink milk from and men practice drinking milk from. 2. noun - one of two gross lumps placed over a man's rib cage, most commonly made of excess fat from the extra twinkies that WERE hanging around the house. 3. adjective - alternate meaning for Ozzy Ozbourne's favourite way of describing someone "[boob]". 4. noun - alternate word for [this].

1. Baby: "Mama\!" Man: "Oh baby, let me suck on your big tits\!" Woman: "Oh my god, look at her tits, they are so big\!" 2. Baby: "Mama\!" Man: "Dude check out that guys man tits\!" Woman: "Ew, his tits are bigger than mine\!" 3. Ozzy: "Yo' such a f*ckin' [boob], mate\!" 4. Anyone: "Yeah well, like they say 'tit for tat'."

14. (tit) (58↑, 46↓)
another word for breasts.

I got big 38D tits. :)

15. (tit) (38↑, 28↓)
A slang word for a female breast.

"She has really nice tits."

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16. (Tit) (33↑, 23↓)
n. 1: A mammary gland of a human female. 2: A foolish or stupid person.

1: Know what, my girlfriend has some big tits. 2: "Do you know these tits, 'arold?" "I've seen a lot of tits in my life, guv'nah, but none quite as stupid as these two."

17. (Tit) (21↑, 16↓)
Someone who makes an arse of them self, either by a stupid act , lack of an act, or just looks stupid.

1) Hey man, you see Beckham in the the game last night? 2) Yer, he missed that open goal from like a yard out. 1) I know, what a fucking tit. .................... 1) Check out Dave, that girl is all over him. 2) Bloody hell, lucky bastard... too bad he doesn't know it. 1) Tit .................... 1) Hey, check out that fucking reprobate with the girls jeans. 2) Does he have no nuts? 1) Fucking doubt it... fucking tit.

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18. (tit) (4↑, 0↓)
Thiefs in Training - term used by Loss Prevention Officers to describe young shoplifters. They often look around nervously, bite their nails, and are easily scared from stealing. They may conceal on the sales floor or the fitting room, however, it is usually obvious they are stealing.

Oh wow, look at this tit in the shoe department- he is looking around, and he just ripped the tags off\! This girl on jewelry is a real tit\! She looked around and then just ripped the ring out of the box on camera 2\!

Author: Loss Prevention officer \#1273 http://tit.urbanup.com/6144067
19. (Tit) (7↑, 4↓)
a way to describe best friends who only understand each others weird ways.

How's my tit doing? Best tits forever\!

20. (Tit) (1↑, 0↓)
An endearment. Means the same as calling someone your "sis" or "honey" or "buddy". Can be used as an insult depending on the tone of voice in which it is delivered, but is usually not meant to cause offence in any way. If called tit, it should mean you have a close bond to the person whom called you it.

hey tit, you look real sexy\!

21. (Tit) (3↑, 2↓)
Tan AND Fit.

Brah, you're looking tit.

22. (TIT) (0↑, 0↓)
There is that...

Thing 1 "Well that really sucked for you, I'm sorry he did that" Thing 2 "Atleast we still have each other" Thing 1 "TIT's"

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23. (tit) (5↑, 5↓)
IN mint condition; or of great quality. Commonly used in the redneck dictionary

That doublewide is "tit" guy.

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24. (TIT) (0↑, 1↓)
Toker.In.Training

My TITs are easy at smoking weed

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25. (tit) (12↑, 13↓)
Awesome, amazing, stellar, crazy, unbelievable, awe-inspiring, overwhelming, mind blowing, shocking, majestic magnificent, impressive, cool, grand, stupefying, wonderful NOTE:The word 'tit' can replace any of these words in normal speech.

Steve: I want to buy that Mustang. Carl: That would be tit\! or This food is freaking tit\!

Author: Holla Dolla http://tit.urbanup.com/2905130
26. (Tit) (3↑, 5↓)
1a) Plural. (tits) Two bags of fun found on the chest of a woman for both sexual pleasure and feeding the young. b) sometimes found unfortunately on a man; unless your into that kinda freak. 2) Good quick sharp use of wording for someone who has acted ldiotic/foolish/stupid

1a) "She has some nice tits." b) "YO\! That man has tits\!" c) Shut up you tit.

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27. (tit) (9↑, 11↓)
a great toy that Walmart dont sell

woman: go long\!\! man: *catches the tit and runs about 10 yards* referee: touch down\!\!

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28. (tit) (1↑, 4↓)
aka terrorist in training

Look at that Muslim, he is definitely a tit.

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29. (tit) (1↑, 4↓)
A person who is not concentrating on what he/she is doing. Absent minded. Making lots of mistakes.

You're like a tit in a trance.

30. (Tit) (14↑, 18↓)
If you say someones's being a tit, they're acting stupid or fooling around. Like [fanny] or [twat].

Ie, 'Stop being such a tit\!' 'Oh, that's just them - they're such a bunch of tits\!'

31. (Tit) (0↑, 5↓)
The clasp on a necklace.

"Your tit is showing\!" Oh, kay thanks\!

32. (Tit) (4↑, 9↓)
n. a singular form of titis

Jennie Kim doesnt' have 2 tits, but one giant [tit]. "did you see the [tit] on Jennie? it was HUGE"

33. (tit) (5↑, 10↓)
Toilet is thirsty. humorous way of saying gotta go to short toilet, while talking in Internet chat.

guy1: hey tit, so brb. guy2: ok or simply guy1: tit guy2: ok

34. (tit) (9↑, 14↓)
Slang for drugs on prisional and correctional facilities. Very popular from the HBO TV show Oz, where the word was commonly proffered

Adebisi: Right. You want to save my ass. Said: Yes, I wanna save you. Adebisi: Please...gimme some tits.

35. (TIT) (2↑, 8↓)
Typical Indian Timing. Usually 'fashionably' late.

Sheila: My parents are ALWAYS LATE\! Ashmitha: Of course\! Your parents use TIT\!

36. (tit) (4↑, 11↓)
a cat

Look at the cute little titties\!

37. (Tit) (12↑, 21↓)
"Tits" awesome, cool, da bomb

Dude did you see that new corvette its tits\!\!\!

38. (tit) (8↑, 18↓)
Although it's main definition is to describe a womans breast, our definition means idiot, having a go at someone when they've done something wrong\!

James and Joe were playing football against two other mates in a Wembo final, the score is 1-1 and Joe rounds the goalkeeper, plays it to James and he skies it over from 3 yards out\! Joe: James, you f***in' great tit\! How could you miss that?\!?\!?\!?\! you tit\!

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39. (TIT) (2↑, 14↓)
tranny in training. a very hairy woman or feminine man.

a girl with a hairy mustach. a guy with more than just man boobs. "ohemgee, that girl is such a TIT"

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40. (Tit) (1↑, 15↓)
1. An expression used to declare that something is cool or awesome, a shortened version of [Tight].

Dude, the double kickflip on your skateboard you just did was so tit\!

41. (Tit) (1↑, 16↓)
Similar to tight, meant to only be said around dudes (males). Variation of tit is tits or tities.

Dude\#1: Hey did you see that red farari back there? Dude\#2: Yeah dawg, that car was tit\!

42. (tit) (10↑, 25↓)
What one deserves for tat

you've had the tat let me have the tit, slag* *optional

43. (tit) (14↑, 29↓)
saggy bags of female breast tissue

damn ben porways mom, shes always trippin on her tits

44. (TIT) (4↑, 20↓)
Townie In Training: a term used for pre-pubescent chavs who walk around in large groups, screeching at passers-by in their high pitched voices.

'Hey, check out those TITS over their, what a load of bell ends'.

45. (TIT) (4↑, 20↓)
Total Internet Talk. When people use words in the real world that should only be used on the Internet, such as LOL (Laughing Out Loud) etc.

LOL, using that word is such TIT.

46. (tit) (3↑, 31↓)
Teenager In Training

My friend is a tit, Teenager In Training

47. (Tit) (16↑, 53↓)
two glands positioned on the female chest. I am really perplexed as to the reason males find them attractive. I mean, c'mon, they're just two lumps whos purpose is to nourish a newborn child\!

guys are fucking morons. they are attracted to lumps...

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48. (tit) (7↑, 50↓)
Slag for 'it'

Tit don't matta. or tit's ok.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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